I'm Jess and I like turtles.

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

the-toxic-mermaid:

madame-loki:

nerdywithadashofawesome:

paintedprintedpaper:

moonlightmina13:

gayteenss:

wetpaintanddrynoise:

thatfuckingcrowv2:

unic0rrn-sluts:

this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…

Acurate.

Actually today.

image

Yes

i will never not reblog. its too accurate

wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???

Yes.

We really do tho!

pastaparcel:

this mothafucking cat just got so scared it ran on water wtf

gogoatt:

Pokemon Spectrum | by gogoatt

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

shiny-lugia:

ryanvallejo:

mapsontheweb:

Which states have the most people with state pride?

its like the shittier your state is the more pride you have

people in Michigan are really proud and I don’t know why because I fucking hate it here

shiny-lugia:

ryanvallejo:

mapsontheweb:

Which states have the most people with state pride?

its like the shittier your state is the more pride you have

people in Michigan are really proud and I don’t know why because I fucking hate it here

maythefoxbewithyou:

maythefoxbewithyou:

He took a drink of my lemonade and then got mad because it was sour. Took it out on me!

This post. This post is Vader’s legacy.

Amy Poehler: Mean Girls - Mrs. George (2004) vs. Parks & Recreation - Leslie Knope (2014)

thedoctorisinravenclaw:

I am disturbed but not surprised.

darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

ruinedchildhood:

RIP The Old Disney Channel Logo 2002-2014