I'm Jess and I like turtles.

peachofcake:

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

perel:

i do these when i dont know what to do

perel:

i do these when i dont know what to do

trusthim:

This makes me so emotional. Mrs Weasley knew the Dursleys wouldn’t visit and that Harry’s got no other family and to hER HES PRACTICALLY HER SON SOMEONE HOLD ME

lawebloca:

Video
giddytf2:

They’re so cute I want to go kaboom.

giddytf2:

They’re so cute I want to go kaboom.

mostlygreenday:

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

hemmolifestyle:

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

yogurt slinger

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here